My way of the three little pigs

                             

My way of the three little pigs

Hi, my name is  Christian and this is my little story of the Three Little Pigs and me of course what people call me the Big bad wolf.

It all started when I was wondering around sadly alone thinking who should I hang out with, a duck that looks delicious or something else, why should I care I'm gonna eat them all anyway.

Suddenly I felt this type of feeling that that's so deep inside me I just.. nah I'm just hungry but sad at the same time I wanted a friend a friend that's kind, sweet not that salty oh man I'm just so deadly hungry. After I ate that duck that I was hanging out with. I just realized I'm really bad at making friends. So I went walking, walking, walking trying to find a friend, suddenly I saw a house that's made out of straws.

So I thought to myself "who would stupidly build a house out of straws" So I kindly said hello but there was no one there I said hello again no one was answering,   I quietly  went in I was looking around but I saw  a bright pink tale under a chair and I realized it was a pig, I heard him say " hey what are you doing here can't you see im eating here" before I said something, I felt a little bit of a sneeze coming so I huff and I snuff and hache ewww..  I sneezed and guess what the whole house completely fell, besides I already knew it was gonna fall it's made out of straws.

So I ran as fast as I can pass this ugly looking house and wait, I took 13 steps back  and I looked at this other house, but this time it was made out of brown pointy sticks so I thought of myself again and I said: "what in the world am I living in!" I mean seriously who are these creatures. I gently... I mean real gently Knocked on the door "ouch I just pricked myself! Far Out who's ever in there.

I opened the door and said hello I listened carefully, no one answered I said hello again no one answered man this is weird I went inside and looked around and guess What, I saw another pig. I said hello but he didn't answer, I mean is he deaf or something come on pig say something here, so I said for myself loudly " yep he’s deaf.

When I was about to leave I felt another sneeze coming up so I huffed and I puffed and I hache ewwww. Guess what this house didn't fall down, it blew down haha you get it cause I hachee www ha so I ran and ran and ran and I

bumped into this other house and I said "finally a smart and normal looking house made out of red bricks. I knocked normally and said "hello who's there" someone replied angrily "hey go away before I smash you in the face you hear me." Oh man jeez calm down little piggy gosh but the pig came right at my face and bam.. I sneezed again right in his face aha shame pig.

After that the house didn't fall but, I did I fell right into jail! What why, oh and I just realised haha, I'm allergic to pigs, No wonder why I always sneeze haha.

And that my friend is my believable true story of the three little pigs.

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